I've tried everything, pills, pumps, Jeq'ing, etc. I feel like it wouldn't matter as much and I would at least have some added confidence with the ladies. Look, I could probably deal with my ass issues if I had any confidence about what I was packing upfront. The only thing worse than my ass is my pitifully small cock, which taps out at three inches hard and isn't anything to brag about in the girth department.
While the rest of my body is fairly normal and thin, I have been cursed with a stupid bubble butt that I've gone through extreme pains to hide for most of my life.
